Why are they not smiling?
Are they lost?

What fictional Hollywood nonsense that is!
The SOP is to demand to be taken to the nearest buffet.

Not while sober.

No thanks. I'm from Melmac, not Uranus.

boxers or briefs?

Do you really take people aboard your ship and do experiments with them?

Avoid the black holes please.

Are you real intelligent? This is not a planet you want to have any dealing with.

I have noticed that. However, I have to remain on Earth until the statute of limitations runs out on ... err ... Never mind.

That is more Hollywood fictional nonsense.
We Melmacians do no such thing. We don't let anyone aboard who doesn't have a search warrant.
There is one race of extraterrestrials that takes people aboard ships, but they don't perform experiments with them. Instead, they play "Twister" with them.

no sense of humor!

Do you want to head to the beach?

Why were you standing in the doorway when I was little.

What's the story with all the anal probes?

What the H are you looking for in there anyway?


And when do we get flying cars?

To get to the bottom of it, you'll need to visit Uranus.


Some aliens are head-hunters.

We Melmacians aren't, of course. All that we hunt for is food, hide-outs and alibis.




Planet Earth already has them.



Is that where the nearest buffet is located?


The alien who did that was looking for the little alien's room, and he thought that your name was John.



You figure it out, if Serleena will let you.

Do aliens catch fleas???

Do all aliens have tentacles like her?
If so, do they allow you to multi-task?

Not Melmacians. We catch something else.

We Melmacians do not need tentacles in order to multi-task with a lady.

But I don't care for cat flambe!