So there was this Koala...he's sitting up in a tree smoking a joint.
A Lizard comes by after a little bit and smells the funny scent and looks up at the Koala and asks, "what you doing?"
The Koala replies, "I'm smoking a joint. Come on up if you'd like."
So the Lizard joins the Koala, and they smoke like 3 joints together. When the Lizard says, "I'm getting thirsty." He says he's going to down to the river and getting a drink.
The Koala says, " be careful. I'm staying and getting baked."
Well the Lizard makes it to the river, pretty messed up mind you. As he leans forward to take a drink. He falls over and in the river.
An Alligator witnesses this, and helps the Lizard back out of the river.
The Alligator then asks, " you ok? Seems that you're a little off."
The Lizard explains how he had been in the tree smoking joints with a Koala, and that's why he's so messed up.
The Alligator is like, "I gotta check this out." So he mosies to where the Lizard explained, and sees the Koala. "Hey Koala!", he yells up.
The Koala looks down and expounds, "FUUUU(% Dude! How much water did you drink?!"
so seems like something I'd do.