One time I accidently ate vegetarian chili before a date, later we are back at her place and her room-mates want to play Trivial Pursuit, in the middle of the game it hits me. I keep excusing myself, but soon realize if I keep letting it go, I was probably gonna crap myself, so I start holding it in. They are already wondering why I keep leaving the room, but now I start shaking and sweating. The sweat is coming out in buckets, they are asking me if I am on drugs. They have to help me out of the chair as I claim I am getting sick and want to go home. As I open my car door, I explode with the longest, loudest fart of my life- one so long I got tired of just standing there, I started to walk around, still one continous fart escaping. We dated for awhile after that, but er room-mates kept asking her about the drug addict.
I like that story better than the time I took a girl roller skating. I lost control and rammed my nut sack into the side of a pinball machine so hard I passed out, only to wake up with almost the entire arena surrounding me and asking if I was okay
A woman invited me back to her place and at one point when she told me to hang up my jacket I managed to pick it up the wrong way up and a whole load of spare change came out of the pocket and scattered all over the floor. We were both a bit hammered though and we just left it and went through to the bedroom. So, in the morning I said to her that I should probably get dressed and leave before her daughter, who had been out that night and did not know about me, got home. She said that there was no hurry though because she said that her daughter never got up before noon at weekends. A little while later though we heard the front door opening and it was the daughter and one of her friends. The woman got up and told me to get dressed and then went to talk to the girls. I heard the daughter asking what had been going on and my lady friend telling her that she had been partying. She came back through with my jacket and told me that the coast was clear and I sneaked out the door while the girls were picking up all of my coins.
Me and this guy friend were "getting busy". I told him I needed to go to the bathroom. So off I went. While I was in there, the guy was still kind of climaxing. He kept repeating my name loudly. He was drunk, so he didn't take notice. I was drunk myself. Suddenly, I hear another man shouting at him to shut up, as he has work in the morning. I gasp when I realize it's his dad. His dad must have heard everything. I pretty much went home, before his dad saw me. I avoided his dad for a long while after that. Moral of the story-Always make sure there's no-one in the house before you both.....................yeah.
no. I think ur missing the moral of the story. Don't leave a man climaxing. What is wrong with u?
Mississippi, why don't we just drink beer and get married? I'll take you catfishing for a honeymoon!
Hey Regularfeller! You ain't woman enough to take my man! Erm...you know what I mean! Me and Mississippi's already gettin hitched!
Hey Regularfeller! You ain't woman enough to take my man! Erm...you know what I mean! Me and Mississippi's already gettin hitched!
Y'all can be "sister wives"
I'd choose rcb. She's a good girl. I am too though lol how bout me and her just take each other and leave u out.
Hey r b wanna get a beer and go fishin?
Edited by
Mississippigal2003
on Thu 04/24/14 08:51 PM
so are you...you cain't fool me...underneath that tough girl is a tender heart
I'm really not a tough girl. I'm very ladylike and sweet in person :) I've got the old skool southern charm thing. But even I get turned down lol
I'd choose rcb. She's a good girl. I am too though lol how bout me and her just take each other and leave u out.
Hey r b wanna get a beer and go fishin?
i reckon i ain't got what it takes so i'll bow out.
Oh honey I think uve got a lot of what it takes. I wanna see :)
I took out this pretty and sweet girl that I really liked. When I picked her up, she wanted me to meet her mom. Her mother turned out to be someone that I had slept with about a month before.
I took out this pretty and sweet girl that I really liked. When I picked her up, she wanted me to meet her mom. Her mother turned out to be someone that I had slept with about a month before.
Whoops!
I found out later that she already knew about me and her mother. good times.
RCB 
MG 
