OH!!! Pineapple Upside Down Cake
Grandpa used to make the best. So miss his baked goods.

no!! but if we end up having sex ,you can fake having a orgasm ok..
.and i will pretend to believe you

I don't know...I kinda was hoping a massage would be included!!

If you know what you are doing one would not need to fake anything

an orgasm the size of a myocardial infarction, and then sleep till Friday eve....just in time to start the weekend.

I'm wishing I didn't know that one of my good friends had cheated on his wife this weekend and allowed me to audibly witness it, even though I was just trying to catch a buzz and watch the fire burn and listen to the radio and drink myself to sleep.

I wish we could make Pangaea back, so I could go visit a girl!

So sorry (((Scoob)))

That is a really tough spot to be in.
Been there myself actually.
Only it was my sister's husband I caught.
Took over a week but I finally told her because I could not live with myself knowing he was intentionally hurting her.
I decided if she hated me, I would be ok because her happiness was so much more important to me.

I wish I'm capable of helping mom on what she's trying to figure out. I feel.so helpless witnessing her carry the burden in which I should shoulder.

(((((Cha))))
my thoughts and prayers with you and your mom. sometimes the best help you can give is to be there and for her and let her know you love her.

((((( Scoob ))))
do what your heart tells you. I don't condone what your friend did. however I've been in a similar situation where I did the right thing by telling a friend they were being cheated on. she didn't care because it turned out she was doing her own thing on the side too. it lost me her friendship by telling her, but it showed me how naive I had been not seeing her for what she is.

(((( BNJ ))))

Ah mon cherie,
I don't know french pastries, but I do speak a little French and might look good in a french maid outfit.
or one of those little nurse uniforms when it's time to give that massage.

you're the one offering the position, it would be your choice of attire.

i cant say. but i can say my girlfriend probably wont give it to me anyway

well if it's my choice..hmmm..
. no bra just one of my long sleeve dress shirts.. g-string panties on..
.. can you work with that..?..
.. and you have to speak French the entire time... it will help me get over my disappointment of the no pastry.
.. you know how to make whipped cream.. right..?... how about homemade hot fudge sauce..?..
... I'm thinking Sundays..

lol

whipped cream and fudge sauce. there are lots of possibilities. this is sounding even better.

(((Ana))) thanks anna

sleep