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It is sometimes difficult to enforce "manlaw" when women think they are the Supreme Court.

Preach it!

65 Rules For Being A Man


1. Stop talking about where you went to college.
2. Always carry cash. Keep some in your front pocket.
3. Rebel from business casual. Burn your khakis and wear a suit or jeans.
4. It’s ok to trade the possibility of your 80s and 90s for more guaranteed fun in your 20s and 30s.
5. Never stay out after midnight three nights in a row… Unless something really good comes up on the third night.
6. You will regret your tattoos.
7. Never date an ex of your friend.
8. Join Twitter; become your own curator of information.
9. If riding the bus doesn’t incentivise you to improve your station in life, nothing will.
10. Time is too short to do your own laundry.
11. When the bartender asks, you should already know what you want to drink.
12. If you perspire, wear a damn undershirt.
13. Hookers aren’t cool, but remember, the free ones are a lot more expensive.
14. When people don’t invite you to a party, you really shouldn’t go.
 And sometimes even when you are invited, you shouldn’t go.
15. People are tired of you being the funny, drunk guy.
16. When in doubt, always kiss the girl.
17. Tip more than you should.
18. You probably use your mobile phone too often and at the wrong moments.
19. Buy expensive sunglasses. Superficial? Yes, but so are the women judging you. And it tells these women you appreciate nice things and are responsible enough not to lose them.
20. Do 50 push-ups, sit-ups, and dips before you shower each morning.
21. Eat brunch with friends at least every other weekend. Leave Rusty and Junior at home.
22. Be a regular at more than one bar.
23. Act like you’ve been there before. It doesn’t matter if it’s in the end zone at the Super Bowl or on a private plane.
24. A glass of wine or two with lunch will not ruin your day.
25. Learn how to fly-fish.
26. No selfies. Aspire to experience photo-worthy moments in the company of a beautiful woman.
27. Own a handcrafted shotgun. It’s a beautiful thing.
28. There’s always another level. Just be content knowing that you are still better off than most who have ever lived.
29. You can get away with a lot more if you’re the one buying the drinks.
30. Ask for a salad instead of fries.
31. Don’t split a check.
32. Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them.
33. When a bartender buys you a round, tip double.
34. Be spontaneous.
35. Find a Times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets. She exists.
36. Piercings are liabilities in fights.
37. Do not use an electric razor.
38. Desserts are for women. Order one and pretend you don’t mind that she’s eating yours.
39. Buy a tuxedo before you are 30. Stay that size.
40. One girlfriend at a time is probably enough.
41. #StopItWithTheHastags
42. Your ties should be rolled and placed in a sectioned tie drawer.
43. Throw parties. 
But have someone else clean up the next day.
44. Measure yourself only against your previous self.
45. Take more pictures. With a camera.
46. Place-dropping is worse than-name dropping.
47. Your clothes do not match. They go together.
48. Yes, of course you have to buy her dinner.
49. Staying angry is a waste of energy.
50. If she expects the person you are 20% of the time, 100% of the time, then she doesn’t want you.
51. Always bring a bottle of something to the party.
52. Don’t use the word “closure” or ever expect it in real life.
53. If you are wittier than you are handsome, avoid loud clubs.
54. Date women outside your social set. You’ll be surprised.
55. If it’s got velvet ropes and lines, walk away unless you know someone.
56. You cannot have a love affair with whiskey because whiskey will never love you back.
57. If you believe in evolution, you should know something about how it works.
58. No-one cares if you are offended, so stop it.
59. Never take an ex back. She tried to do better and is settling with you.
60. Eating out alone can be magnificent. Find a place where you can sit at the bar.
61. Read more. It allows you to borrow someone else’s brain, and will make you more interesting at a dinner party — provided that you don’t initiate conversation with, “So, who are you reading…”
62. Ignore the boos. They usually come from the cheap seats.
63. Don’t ever say, “it is what it is.”
64. Don’t gamble if losing $US100 is going to piss you off.
65. Remember, “rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.”

That's a lousy hiding place. I always took out the trash, and used to find things hidden there I began to think I was just being rewarded for doing the " man's " job...just saying.

put itthere on a Wednesday I'll find it

Lots of single guys here.....Hmmm...I wonder why? lol

Bring on the cavalry!

I loved this thread


Good place to let out the knuckle draggin cromanisms

Especially in today's world.

Now that woman's hair is how you get that broom made. If ever that's doing all the work... getting it made. To sweep should be less work. Find out what she knows about brooms to.. witches... Smdh!

Alright who's moldy and brought up moldy sandwiches. A sandwich covered in spores lol... Jk... Men are once again on the rise!

love that Sofia ...


I have told all my friends ... in marriage or a relationship ...

do not do any thing you do not want to do ... because men will expect you will do that for the rest of your life ... seriously an true ... first like take out the garbage ...
that's a NO !NO! oh and there is way more ... I learned that lesson yrs ago ...

^^^^ This is pucked up Don't be listening to her

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss’s car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.

4: If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate’s birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy’s choice.

7: In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

8: When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.

9: You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), she’s officially your girlfriend.

10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach … and it’s delivered by a topless model and only when it’s free.

11: Only in situations of mortal and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

12: Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.

13: Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

14: If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything.

15: Women who claim they ‘love to watch sports’ must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

16: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

17: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that’s just greedy.

18: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer.

19: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response.

20: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

21: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

22: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly ‘just a friend’ have carnal, drunken monkey sex. The fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

23: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

24: Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

25: The girl who replies to the question ‘What do you want for Christmas?’ with ‘If you loved me, you’d know what I want!’ gets an Xbox 360. End of story.

26: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men’s Gymnastics. Ever.


28: We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:

* ‘GUTS’ is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, ‘are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?’
* ‘BALLS’ is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square on the *** and having the balls to say, ‘You’re next’


I hope this clears up any confusion,
The International Council of Man Laws

Bringin it baaack