Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
"Don't ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once,
because the faster you go the later you think you are."
"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough.
It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death.
What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die
first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked
out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work
forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs,
alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you
become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby,
you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months warm, happy,
and floating...you finish off as an orgasm."
"Remember, kids in the backseat cause accidents; accidents in the backseat
cause kids."
Haha So true... Wise fellow this Jack
Love your thread ((( Johnn)))..
Sorry can't post pixys from my phone.
I misread the title of this thread. I thought it referred to ...
*sings* Don't you forget about me :)
Russell Crowe is watching you!
I just love your thread John....so refreshing!
Edited by
dcastelmissy
on Sun 06/08/14 04:06 AM
When the last tree is cut down.
The last fish is caught, and the last river runs dry, only then will we realsie that we can't eat money.
How will we explain this to our children.
When the last tree is cut down.
The last fish is caught, and the last river runs dry, only then will we realsie that we can't eat money.
How will we explain this to our children.
Forgot to add, this a native American Indian saying, not mine. I'm not that clever lol
Edited by
funkyfranky
on Sun 06/08/14 04:44 AM
JOHN 
