Why confess a crime for which you haven't any punishment?

You know that the sheriff's secret police watch this, right?

I only hold my name because the nine year old boy who stole his master's horse, as an indentured servant, couldn't spell.

They change the spelling at the border.

Find me on facebook now, kiddo.

I confess that I have been in jail in at least four different states... I also confess that those are minor incidences and that I got away with all of the things that warranted serious jail time...

I also confess, the only time my heart is truly an broken was over a major turning point in my career in which was completely out of my hands...

I confess.. I no longer can live with this burden... it has haunted me for years.. I am tired of looking over my shoulder.. knowing just knowing that one day... she will be there waiting..
. to extract her revenge...
every little noise.. in the middle of the night wakes me.. I'm afraid I'm going to wake up in the middle of the night... And find her standing over my bed... cookie jar in one hand.. and yelling at me... I KNOW YOU TOOK THE LAST COOKIE YOU BASTARD...

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I confess the only time that I've ever had a FWB scenario arise, it has been always the woman that has approached me with the idea...

I confess that my jealousy. Is one the main reasons my relationships end before they get started good,yes,,,,i end most of um myself,an no,its NOT insecurity issues!!!!!!

I confess i have been the fly on the Mingle Wall. lol

I find most people underwhelming.

I confess that there have been many and you are not the first...

Let the party begin

I confess even if I wasnt a bad girl I would never be a good girl either.

I confess when I was a little kid I took the rock candy without paying for it.......

I was three the first time I stole something from a store. A Captain Planet fire symbol ring.

I confess that I have made a mark for each broken heart, like notches on the butt of a gun...

I confess that I'm definitely sleep and need a massage....

i would definitely gave you what you want

Bwaaaaahaha that's super sexy....even the cat....you are awesome.....