Girls say " yeah I'd love to talk to you so drop me a message." And so you do but they don't. If your a snob you should include that in your about me section. Damn lol

<--- Snob ... OK, are you happy now?

Do you know a guy called redmist

Just mention you like to watch Bloodsucking Freaks naked. Works every time.

Don't bump your nose on the ceiling.

Are you implying that I have a big nose?

Hey man.......welcome, it takes time even for people looking for a relationship...so when you want a quickie its gonna take longer and the chances of scammers are higher or they are working girls....but keep plugging away.

My tip for what it is worth is add more pics, put a shirt on and fix the pics, I know I am sick of looking at pics that are sideways so I rarely bother....anyway dude good luck.

No, just that you live in a short house.

(Whew)

You got out of that one sharpish hey Torgo

Oh crap, you have been spying on me YIKES!!!

What?! No, I was just passing by and fell in your bushes.

But I don't have any bushes

I guess what your saying is, 'everything in the garden is rosey'lol

Ummm ... yeah ... that sounds about right

Are we still talking about shrubbery?

Of course, what else could we be talking about?

yes, but some people like to prune their shrubbery

You ladies are really into landscaping.

We are, my neighbor lady keeps her shrubs trimmed very well.