There were several but the "one" that won out was "Can I lay on top of you?"

lol

Who else had a ridiculous line thrown at them?

"I just read ur profile and it's so inviting, can we chat on YM?"

No thanks! Who the heck was her... IDK! lol Clearly she did not read my profile at all... lol

lol I just read your profile and it was so inviting!



hahaha well the only thing I could say back was "but if you did that I might not be able to breath"

See that guy over there? He's too shy to ask for your phone number.

He's going to need to call for directions to pick me up at your house in the morning.

lol :D

so next best one from this weekend (i was in panama city)

guy: (tap tap) So where are you from?
me: (blank stare) Charlotte
guy: I feel so stupid. I thought you were Korean.
me: (stare) No.
guy: (drunken stare)
me: (stare)
guy: stare
me (guilty stare) I can be from Thailand if you want.
guy: Oh what's your nationality?
me: (stare) American...
guy: stare...

beachfarmer that's a great line

Women don't seem to use pick up lines on me, they hit me. Just this morning a woman smacked me in the back of my neck, then leaned on my back (I was sitting down) to have a conversation with the guy next to me. The guy said that means she likes you. I asked how can I get them to stop liking me?

"can i see your boobs?"


that's the only line i use

hello...

I'm actually not married. I found this ring while searching for you.

Best and worst...

I never knew that love smiles like the moon, kisses like roses, touches like an angle and sings like nightengale untile i read ur profile. I am interested in knowing u better.

await your response with a bottle of wine and two glasses lol

Hi u r looking so nice still at 40

so we speak english dear
what ur searching here?
i am here for an honest and loyal women who likes traveling
so what you say we can fit?

i want a good
frnd u r single or comeeted

h r u i like u i am friendly person if u like contact me…..

That's a nice one...