Such as;

Looking to hook up with an old fart.

Won't settle for less than an insane cat lady.

What other threads do y'all believe you'll never see posted on a dating site?

"Women in the 40's and 50's, who smoke, are CRAZY, look terrible and don't exercise, tell us ur secrets on staying healthy!"

"All Peri-menopausal woman wanted for dates"

"All Menopausal woman wanted for serious dates"

"All crazy, menopausal woman wanted for marriage"

Hi dear,
oh wait, we have millions of them

looking for men of no ambition

Oh c'mon... you people are not even trying...

OK Franky: thank you!

Something like

"Fat, bald, uneducated, short guy, with no ambition, but with money: wanted"

"Looking for serious hookups only!"

"Latino hot-boy-toy wanted" Oh wait... that's for me only!

"Wanting annoying man for serious relationship only: possibly marriage"

"Where are the bathrooms here?" lol cannot be helped! computer humor

"Looking for woman, with lots of baggage, divorce at least twice, for serious relation: possibly marriage!"

Sleazebag wanted

Nigerian seeks passport
Oops

How many does it take to make a threesome?

Scammer here

"Choose me because I have abs."




Oh wait. We had one of those.

Where's the couch tater of my dreams.

I love to cook and clean for my man.

"Seeking a challenging woman. Must think for herself."

Cheaters only need apply.

"I want to use this site to find free prostitutes."

"Willing to relocate for dating."

Ex convict here

anyone interested in necrophilia

I was told that's only if you say "HI BABE" and only if she is wearing Victoria Secrets! True story!

Who wanna be my baby daddy?

Looking for a woman that lives in the basement of her parent's house, and is unemployed. Must have 4 kids by 4 different guys, and be hooked on some type of drug.