I'll be Your perfect 10: Cross eyed, buck toothed, wears coke bottle bottoms for glasses, 4' tall, freckles, red hair that looks like finger stuck in a electric light socket. Trying to quit Crack cold turkey but I think my Meth addiction keeps getting me off track.

"Can anyone identify the rash on my genitals"?
"Wanted: mate with multiple, incurable STD's".

"Looking for a honey..." no wait seen that here

"For a good time..." wait, seen that here and in the bathrooms

"Hit me up..." nope, also here

"Wanna get together tonite..." saw that last week?

"Let go babes..." no, also seen it here few weeks ago

OK... I am running out of ideas now! Dammit!

"i'm just here for your money"

"So what was your relationship with your father like?"

"Cthulhu Worshiper Seeks Same"

"I'm not attention-seeking at all. I just don't care."

How to become self-sufficient and give up scamming in three easy steps!

Retirement money.
Has anyone got any ideas what I can spend it on

Wanted: A woman who will go for a man because he is shirtless in his profile pic.

The passive aggressive characteristics of people who call other people passive aggressive. LOL

"How to hate, and get away with it"

"Passive-Aggressive: a guide to live by"

"What to do with a Hot-Latino-Boy-Toy: Step by Step Instruction Manual" No wait, that's mine, I am publishing it

"How to post in the forum without being noticed: a guide"

"Stealing your money, in two easy steps"

The type of woman who loves to throw her retirement assets away!

Looking for a woman that's been featured on COPS or AMW.

Looking for woman with extra toes. I've got a fetish.

Looking for a woman doesn't know what she needs. I'll supply everything.

Old Order Amish couple, seeks bi circus midget
for discreet threesome.