Did you know...things always go from bad to worse....
Did you know that Bruce Wayne stopped being a crime fighter and became a poet?
He went from bat to verse.
<<THWACKTHWACKTHWACK!!>> STOP THAT!! (OK, seriously, I love puns, so 'NICE ONE!')
Didja know that working from home today means no snow day for me??
Oh well, at least the coffee's good...