I don't hate shopping, just hate shopping with women. There's a difference.
Okay. Why do you hate shopping with women then?...
Too many mines to dodge as I have a tendency to tell the truth too much!
I'll help Scoobert out.
The reason why a man doesn't want to accompany a woman on a shopping trip is simple.
Eventually, the woman will start trying on outfits, during which time the woman will ask the man, "Does this outfit make me look fat?"
An honest answer to her question is "No. Your fat makes you look fat."
If the man gives an honest answer, then he will be in trouble with the woman.
If he doesn't give an honest answer, then he will be lying to the woman.
A man doesn't want to be in trouble, and he doesn't want to be a liar. So, he avoids shopping with a woman.