Oh dear, what can I say? This is uncomfortable ...

My late wife was from South America, and she had lots of South American amigas who married North American men.

Once, I asked my wife why South American women preferred to marry North American men instead of South American men.

Well, I can't personally confirm what my wife told me, but what she said would explain the inquiry in this thread's OP.

If it tends to point left or right he prolly has issues with facing problems head on

If it point down then he carries a lot of shame

If it points straight out then he will always look you in the eye and be honest

If it points straight up then he is really stuck on himself and will turn out very selfish

There I have judged all men by there peniises

Some may like it some man say iam a liar and. Don't know what iam talking about !


Hope it helps all you men. That suffer from penis. Envy

The best one I ever saw had a mind of its own and could whistle dixie. While marching to the beat of the band

Not the first time I've been called egotistical.

I was considering starting a thread about judging women by their breasts.
But I thought it would probably be a big flop.
A real bust.
Pointless.
So I nipped that idea in the bud.

Pervert.

Is that being judgmental?...lol...

Judgemental...no.
You do have a keen eye for the obvious though.

I know right? I should have been a judge....

I picked out a robe for you.hehe

*bonks you on the head with gavel*....lol

Oops...sorry...

Hear ye, hear ye
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The court's in session, now
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
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