that for a man to be considerate and not spray upon the rim when urinating, he must aim into the pool of water in the front of the bowel, so as to not splash upon the rim of the toilet bowel.

at least such be so for us with man size streams.

the steps we take as men, to ensure the ladies are treated as true ladies, some women just never know.

when i want to show a lady i really care i poop and not flush to show my love

did you know.........when little boys cant think of anything else to say...
they can always fall back on the old reliable "poop & pee" chit chat...???

it tis a highly skilled knowing, some of us care to make sure we don't violate, the women we love, that we do not wish to sit upon a wet seat.

but then, only some of us, make the happiness of a women a science, of knowing her happiness, more than the emotions of boyhood penis glamour.

Yeppiers and if that ain't a turn off....

Guess I'm old for that is one subject I have never understood, why anyone would want to talk about it ...

So the moral of the story men must pee sitting down?

never...

true men must pea aiming accurately.

^You must have a tub for a toilet. You're such a perfect ace!

caution...

this only be a topic to sea who know about more, and less.

this is NOT A TRUE TOPIC.

this is a PSEUDO TOPIC.

to those who did not know it.

Through my own research...trial and error, I have deduced,
aiming at the front of bowl, just above the water line, creates the least turbulence,
noise, and splash.

And there's nothing wrong with discussing the functions of defecating or voiding.
Maybe if it was discussed, there wouldn't be so many piggish messers.
Or is this one of those "sure..doesn't everyone" topics?

for if the devil of hate be in the details, so than be the love of the gods in the details.

for sum men be of devils, and sum be of gods.

guess it be for the fe to become wise and find out which be which.

Op kinda looks like he is taking a painful dump?? Wait, I do too.