Hard ****

Thanx, dad. That was fun....

how will you be paying .?with cash or credit card..lol..

Oh...you are awake.

sorry you misunderstood, i meant this was my first time today!

well if there is know holding each other after or say lets do that again lol then I will be smoking a cig ... or want to take a shower or would you like something to drink or eat ...yes ...very curdiest in bed... if I like or love you ... oh and the worst thing ... you can leave now lol

but when we last spoke,you said you enjoyed a facial once a month...
(sorry ladies )

Oh how did I miss this thread
OK.. how did I miss..lol

I use to f--- wid 'em

As they are starting to relax...grab their clothes in a panic and say "YOU GOT TO GO HURRY PUT YOUR CLOTHS ON..QUICK ..MY WIFE WILL BE HERE...LOL

Once a had to tell her the condom broke
And she made no attempt to clean. Just sarted asking for all my info and credentials.

One asked if she could have 10 dollars
In the living room for when she left to get 6 beer so I say "sure.
She asked me to the bedroom.
I take off all my clothes and she says
"You got that 10 bucks I bend down naked grab my wallet and pass her 10 buck
And say "You sure know how to kill a mood
Don't you"!..."Yep"
...After.. she jumps up...grabs a towl
Wipes it across her chest and says..
"Oh..There goes a Lawyer"! classy girl

At least a cowboy, can last 8 seconds.....

You were the best...today!

Are you done??

Whats your name .....

How was it??

Did u come?






.

already time to wake up?

Card and then swipe it down between her arse cheks? Class!!

Do you know any good dogging sites

Im speechless

.. NEXT! PLEASE..

. your mother was slightly better..

. on your way out !don't forget.
to validate your parking, with the receptionist..


.. wake me up before you go go..



... you're the best I ever had Sally..
I mean Laura.... Jane.... Jennifer..
..." sorry" I'm really bad with names..