There's a huge spider on the ceiling....
Get the vacuum cleaner out, or throw a shoe at it. I done that once, worked like a charm. Okay, that spider was on the floor, but it might work just the same on a ceiling, hahaha
I was saying how, "ewwwwwwwie" it was with my birdie on my shoulder...grabbed the fly swatter that has not been used since September. Pulled the chair under the spot. (This is the most gross-est feeling being under a spider that could jump down onto your face). ....The bird said, "Witchy bird". (New phrase, I spose short for "Whatcha doin Pretty bird?") I laughed. "Gonna kill this spider!", I told him.
When it was over, the bird made the "ewwwwwwie" sound I was making before.