You rang a wrong number here..lol

Have a hard time dating cause I'm very happy single...

I'm reserved.

Am I really "still" single if I've been married?

I was soo close to being not single.
. I got in the elevator earlier today..
this very attractive lady gets in the elevator with me..... and she strikes up a conversation.. with me.... I start thinking to myself this is good.... but no sooner did I think that.... my bowels started to say.... hate to break up this delightful conversation... but I need to fart now..
Nooooo.. I scream to myself in my head..... don't you dare....ohh. not now not now anytime but now.... hold it hold it..lol.... but unfortunately.... that is why I took the elevator in the first place so I could be alone....lol.... but before the elevator could even open on the very next floor... allowing me to xscape.... a very long high pitched.... squeak exited.... stage right of me so to speak.....
... well that was the end of.. the pleasant conversation I was having with her.... why do you curse me Lord..lol

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