I would so come and help you! It would be fantastic fun!

No! I don't want to.

even better,oooh of the neighbours cat,,not with the cat? sorry ill go back to doing the dishes,

'What on Earth does "VIBGYOR" have to do with a 'Rainbow'? Wish I knew....'

I once walked out amongst the stars.
..... thinking I could outshine them all.
...... so I shined so brightly.. glowed so intensely..... But I then started to burn up.. and turn into a shooting star..... falling out of my place amongst the stars....
.. wow ... I think it's time for me to take my meds...lol

Ah... you remember your housework assignment... which you NEVER sent me
But now I know the answer!
It's like you think you're Brad Pitt (= amongst the stars), holding Angelina in your arms ... you lose yourself in her eyes, Angelina's passionate kisses, her soft whimpers.. you pull her close, heat burning, you shine ever so brightly .. glowing intensely.. You take Angelina's mouth again and plunge in .. and then you wake up and find it's just Milo licking your face..

Haha...ha... it is open to interpretation I guess..lol... and Milo licking my face... is not a problem..
. it's when I wake up spooning him I begin to worry..lmao

Oh dear, please don't tell us the details!!

no my bedroom is like Vegas .. you know!!! what is done in Vegas stays in Vegas...lmai

I guess it's pointless asking you then whether the neighbour's goat ever made it to Vegas?
* Lmao here *

well in the lines of being vague..
.. when I flush the toilet..lol..
.. I don't think it empties out into..
.. Hoover Dam..

so no ..the goats not going to Vegas anytime soon. .lmao..

It seems the more she amazes me
The more it pisses me off
It is incredibly annoying
To attempt to catch up to that much grace!

Rules applied selectively

It's who you know.......

^^^Or maybe what you know about who you know...

Hi Pink!

Hiya happy!

Perhaps it's not who you know but who you blow?

^ horny horndog