I'm fine. Thanks for asking.

It's actually a master key. It opens the liquor cabinet, too....

Medications, wooohooo! Restraints, that depends.... Enemas, NO thank you!

Doctor, doctor!!! Can't you see I'm burning burning? Is this love I'm feeeeeellllllliiiiinnngggg? Been checked for STDs so that can't be it.

Doctor! Doctor! - Thompson Twins

Yikes running from blondey now..
Hiya girl

Oh Nakia

Your first time and all these crazy comments you've had, good luck and welcome.

I'm Joe and I wear socks that match.

Hey! Who you calling crazy? The doctor told me I was cured!!!

Hello pretty am Wilfred by name there is something about you that really impress me i like you that is why I am writing you. I will be so glad if you can give me the privilege to have your email address lets write and get to know more about each other if you don't mind.

Sorry my friend, I'm straight
Thanks for the compliment though

He obviously wasn't talking to you. Pffftttt

Are you sure?

..no..no....noooo... once again you misinterpreted my words..
. I didn't say you were cured..

. I said you were crazy..
but we can'. cure you.....

.. now remember we had that talk..

.. where I said to you.. you need to hear what the person is saying....
... And..not just what you want to hear..ok....

.... paging nurse blondie..lol..
can you prep the electro shock room..
.. I am Who I am... needs a treatment..
Ok.. thanks you're a peach..

.

Noooo!!! Not nurse Blondey!!!!

You lied to me!!!! You lied to me!!! You made me believe and then you hurt me!!!!

Scammers everywhere.

.. paging .. nurse blondie again.!..
... hey you we still up for coffee later..?..
Ohh.. and could you give I am Who I am... two.. treatments..... she's worse than I thought..!.... thanks once again you are a peach... ... and yes I'm buying the .. coffee...

Heartless cad!!!!

You can say that again. Brutes!!!

Following the hysteria (In dulcet tone) And this concludes Act 1 scene 1 of our daily soap opera. Tune in tomorrow for Act 1 scene 2 of As The Mingle World Turns...