Liar liar liar! It would be sad if it wasn't so funny!

Why would you message me and then never respond to my message. I'm rather sure you're not a spambot bimbo, so what the hell?

Oh well, I'll just chat with the hotties that are talking to me.

Daddy, where did you go? Did you burn dinner again?

for sure, it's stuck in a rut alright.....

like a '78 coupe de ville, axle-deep in a muddy cornfield...

Thanks Joe!

*Doing an impression of Father Ted* You see those cows out there? Well these are small, but the others are far away. See? Small........far away.

Bubbles ,butterflies and kittens

Dear anonymous,

Sobriety prevents me from being attracted to you. Or, even liking you as a friend.


Best of luck, somewhere else.

((( Houston )))


Thinking of you...

Wow. Really crappy day. Can I call a do-over?

Yes you can! Tomorrow you get a brand new day!

..no.... you only get one at a time... good or bad .. once the clock strikes midnight.... game over..lol

I like the way realcarebear put it better.

@PhD

that's because she sugarcoats..everything... she probably sings to her children ...a teaspoon of honey... makes the medicine go down... the medicine go down...lol.. .. when they are sick...lol

but me I'm a realist..lol..
. I tell my kids open up your gob!! plug your nose !!..this is going to taste like crap!!... but I'll make you feel better... maybe..

Its sugar......
If its a pill I hide it in a fruit roll up.
If liquid I hide it in koolaid.
If its so nasty those don't work I usually fight them til they're tired hold them down and make them take it just so they can spit it out in my face. What happens after that... well it ain't pretty.

A spoonful of sugar.

Lmao... that's what.. I put down first..lol
.. but I couldn't remember... and I think it was during wartime so sugar probably would not be available...
. I think when was Mary Poppins released..... nevermind the release date it was set during the war...lol