Mmmm...I want ice cream

i'll get you a penguin.

Oh, I'd be up for that...except it would need to be during the day time...and after I got my chores done ...and if we could possibly be home before the heat of the day set in ...and I would really have to be back home before 3:30 so I could be here to check on my chickens and wet their pens down again to cool them off...
So if you will be able to manage those criteria for me --- then I'll be your driver for you---what's my cut

Wtf..penguin
aint dat about right
woman says what she wants
man does half-azzed job listening
Goes out and F's it all up

He's a bird. So, what kind of brain does he have?

some accidents happen on purpose.

Great next time I say orange get me a car

i'll see what i can do.

Orange!

That wasn't some reference to. some old standing joke on here about some penguin standing on block of ice freezing his nubs so bad that when gets all birdie excited out pops ice cream..


if so? Lame man..lame

Some jokes blow up on you.

nope.
guess i'm not as old as you.

Are you saying that TMommy is old?

Well i'm American Cat. Lowers head but I don't think you would like me.

Perhaps it's a reference to seniority on the site?

So, the bird is calling TMommy a senior citizen?

If so, that makes you decrepit, lol, and me a teenager!!

Any bird that calls TMommy a senior citizen is bound to be ...

Right now.....I want to go to sleep and NOT wake up........

Haaahaa ya'll be cray cray