Never spray body spray after a body shaving session.which I did.

Ouch..

yep I was dancing about like an epilectic chicken

at least you got a good workout

yep complete with a lot of swearing

no sex, no drugs, no alcohol - isn't life fun

yep that's my life to a tee

and me

Never squat with your Spurs on

top tip - chop your feet off, to make sure you answer the feet thread correctly

I cant get mine high enough to check what type I got

follow my top tip then - chop em off

might have to least I could see the soles then

a few funny top tips I found online
Save money on wedding photographs by finding out when the Google Streetview vans passing the church and line up on the pavement.

A nicer way to Watch your wedding video is to view it backwards, watch her walk back up the aisle get into the car and piss off!

If you're married to a Bomb Disposal Expert keep it fresh by putting plasticine and a watch in with their packed lunch.




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did someone mention chickendancing???

Ouch. !!! Major sting..

soooo...op.. do you find you have to shave your whole body often.?...