put my vote down in favor of hot monkey sex.

I was guessing where the op is from.... Nailed it by his neediness and that accent.... Are there no women in your neighborhood in your country? Alot of men from your country seem to be lacking in social skills

in all fairness, social skills may seem less than they are when mastery of a foreign language has not yet been achieved.
then there's locl social mores, and all...

are we being as polite as we know how to be?

im confused to why people say 'I need' as oppose to 'I would like'

ain't nobody talkin ta you.

I think it's either because of a difference in language, and/or because using the word "need" inherently implies a willingness to give up more in order to acquire it, thereby implying a greater perception of value, indicating "seriousness" towards the relationship rather than searching solely for shallow immediate gratification.

Too bad..

Next time be a bit more specific...

thank you very much for explaining to me.

you need to stop worryin' bout it