how good are ya?

say it's the first time meeting
she or he knows very little about you

but you are not interested and want to book it to the nearest exit





what would you say?

those jeans make you look fat.........that should do the trick...

pull out a can of stinky fart spray
make a fart noise , spray the spray
"look her in the eye and say i only do that about every 15 min or so , you will get used to it after a while"

" or just start an agument with myself and the other 25 voices in my head out load while changing my voice for all of them "

oh i could be here all day lol
those 2 are the first that came to mind


but truth be told i would just tell the truth
i am not one to lie <shrug>

my biological clock is ticking, I hope you don't shoot blanks

lean way over and say

" does this look infectious to you?"

your gonna need a shot if you wanna come home with me tonight

... I live at home with my parents if you're not going to eat all those french fries can I have them

lol

Can you drive me to the parole office tomorrow? I have to get the ankle bracelet put on

c you imagine if the conversation went like this...your gonna need a shot now that we have spent the night together, but the herpes im afraid that ones for life.

can we pick up my friend kiki she workin the block tonight, she the one in the red

.,, i Love you..lol ......

..,. Hi mom'

hi

"yes I agree this place does have great ambiance in fact, I met all my ex-husbands here "

Have you ever had an espresso enema?

i did have the op but they couldn't remove all of it so when you do go down there just push it out the way, it shouldn't spring back

can you flip for the bill,my mom wouldnt loan me any money tonight....

that doctor trippin thinking he can tell me i got a weak bladder, don't worry baby you got a shower aint ya