can you ruin a date in one sentence?
Sure. It's not that hard.
It's extremely easy with body language and a certain expression on your face.
Really, you may not even need the sentence.
you are not interested and want to book it to the nearest exit
what would you say?
Oh.
What "would" I say?
Nothing.
I'd just enjoy what I could of the date until the end of the meal or whatever and take my leave.
After getting someone to go out with me, if I couldn't sit across from them for a meal or whatever for an hour or two, but have to "book it to the nearest exit," or even feel the urge, then that doesn't say anything positive about me.
What "could" or "can" I say in a sentence to ruin a date as a hypothetical and for fun, more in line with the thread title?
I could say:
- "State law mandates that I inform you as to my status as a registered sex offender before I attempt any kind of physical contact."
- "I remember when rolling a piggy blonde off the internet was easier."
- "Thanks for meeting me, pumping n dumping milfs off the internet was getting boring."
- "Speaking of abusive spouses, and before I forget, do you know anyone that's hiring felons?"
- "I wuv my 12 cuddwy cats!"
- "It may be our first day but I think I really am falling in let's make a baby love with you."
- "My jock itch is acting up, can you ask the waitress for another fork?"
- "eh, you're more attractive in your profile pictures."
- "I've got another one of these internet date things in 20 minutes, so no dessert."
- "I really don't think you're pretty enough for me to pay."
- "Do you hate minorities as much as I do?"