^^^^^^
Merry...happy...joyful?

..."Practically perfect in every way."

the lady i marry WILL know that only I open the door for her. and likes B-day cards made from Teddy Bear pics i get off the internet to make her B-day card. and likes love notes taped to her side window. and likes a gentle arm hold while watching a DVD movie at home.

Must know what a vacuum cleaner and a mop is..for

..she cant think ..that cooking ,cleaning , and fuucking..are the names of 3 citys in China. ...

..know how to cook a meal. .not just open a can..our order take out...
.she must know how to keep a home. Clean and me happy... ..and that there isn't a endless supply of money in the bank.. in other words the bank machine is not her personal money tree.. ..not a lot to ask for. .

Sounds pretty average to me ...
I know how to cook a meal ... keep a home ... doesn't mean I'll do it though
... I got a good brain (I just proved that) ...
What's missing is the part what you do for me ... errr... her? Apart from showing how life is in the Chinese city of Fuucking.

Not needing to pay a cleaning woman is a pretty piss poor reason to get married in my opinion, even if that's not all that you want her for. Wanting a woman that isn't constantly calling you a slob and nagging you about things that they could do themselves if it bothers them that much is pretty reasonable though.

It's a problem. I'm not the most organised person and not that brilliant at multitasking. I can concentrate on my work, or something else that isn't just a tedious chore but I can't be running round like a blue arsed fly and life's too short to waste more of it than you have to on doing things that you don't enjoy.

I find these lists interesting
she will do this
and this
and this

and it's usually based on what someone else
did NOT do in the past

she will be a well rounded maid, bartender, sammich maker, boo-boo, fixer nymphomaniac














seriously though she will be the one that makes me more than i am by myself and becomes becomes more than she was because of me

Not categorized by lists.

well if that was true then I'm adding must know how to give a decent b***job...

well the topic is the girl I marry... not what is in it for me..you..lol

Cake for all the guys.

ok..but where's the cake?..
Typical woman says one thing and does another..lmao..jk.. thanks for the cake

It's an actual cake.

aww hell ain't that an often unspoken assumption on any man's list?

You don't have to rub it in ...