Yo mama so stupid after losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms

Yo mama so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked you wats the number for 911

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

These do bring back many memories.

Your mama is so fat her blood type is rocky road...

Your mama is so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck...

Your mama is so dumb she thought daylight savings was a bank...

yo mama so fat I had to roll over 3 times just to get off her!

yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application!

ur mama is so dumb she thought daylight savings was a bank

Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application

yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund

I just spit out my watermelon ice tea....

Yo mama so dumb she talks back to her Rice Krispies!

Yo mama's so fat, I slapped her stomach to ride the wave in!

Yo mama so ugly, the toilet flushes when she walks by it.

'Yo' mama so dumb, she stared at an orange juice can for 30 minutes because it said "concentrate"

Good ones Ladies

Yo mama so cross eyed, when she cries tears roll down her back.

yo mama's teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down

Never heard this line of reasoning before but it sure makes sense to me.

Keep 'em coming. It makes life worth living.

Yo Mama Is So Butch


Yo mama so butch, she threw the shot-put in high-school.

Yo mama so butch, her dick is bigger than mine.

Yo mama so butch, her middle name is Rambo

Yo mama is so masculine that everytime she grunts, she grows a mustache.

Yo momma so butch, even Justin Beiber wanted to be her girlfriend.

Yo momma so butch, she's twice the man you are

Yo mama so butch she takes more steroids than A-Rod.

Yo mama so butch evern her pool table has no balls.

Yo momma so butch, she has a tattoo on her back that says "Who's The Man?"

Yo mama so butch she's one hell of a knockout.

Yo mamma so butch she makes yo daddy ride bit@h on her motorcycle.