flop

poopoo swirl

I hope you are who you say you are or I'm put off for life.

It's you

" hey where did ya go to? I was just about to answer you but I was on the phone talking with my mother"

" what do you mean I have only been talking about myself..I was just about to start asking you questions about you "




" I don't spend all day on here trying to hit on women..in fact, I am hardly ever on here" hmmmm you were signed in each time I checked my messages

" it' just always shows me signed in on my phone" uh huh

" I was gonna ask you about your life and interests and stuff later when I am not at work" yet you have no problem spouting off at mouth for endless messages about blah, blah, blah all you

So.... Kate Beckinsale is going to be single again. If only I was younger, very wealthy, good looking, and available.

Your boss is a butthead... Dont let them break you!

Happy Thanksgiving, peeps! Eat some turkey for me... I'll be pulling a 16 hr shift tomorrow.

Thanks for the chats
I find the educational.

What to do with this ...
You send a reply, make a typo, for instance;
I van't do that today.

And he then asks:
What is van't?

It makes me feel like -->

waiting and waiting for too long

I am craving a sprout right now!

Don't show your body to me. It doesn't do anything for me.


You can have the best body in the world. It's your heart that matters to me.

If your heart is ugly then the outside is also.

:-)

Houston, I MISS YOU!

Tryptophan induced sleep mixed with a little herb, and beer... helps!

It sure is quite without you.
When you leave son it won't be the same ever again.
You can't stop progress nor should you.
You need to fly and leave the nest like your sisters.
I will always be there.

This is one of the hardest suckful time a parent goes through.

Couldn't sleep eeh

At 3:42 in the afternoon?
You have to like, write your body a note or something.
Pin it to your chest.