Reminds me of my x

Sometime you need to forget your mom and gf so that u can live a life

get back into this relationship when you know you should be friends

I just read a woman's by line "LOOKING FOR MY OTHER HALF"
were the heck would she have left it?
How does one exist with only one half? Hmm!
I know how that feels when I can't find my my car keys!
Does two half's make one in the case of dating and mating I don't think so!
When body surfing it sure does!

Never plot a escape from any situation as the situation comes back and haunts you again and again in life

Did I miss something or life is beautiful again. Concentrating on work is really helpful and profitable. I made good money these 2 weeks

Hell no you can't take my pride and money for love

Big loss is not a point to get angry with everyone especially god

When ending your call with your boss, say "I Love You"...

Dropped six bowls and six plates what a mess. lost all but three.

Please don't do this again...to make me fall in love and throw like a garbage.

That was the ******** things that happened to me haha

Stop fighting even when you know you will lose...it sucks

Lend friends money.

When reroofing a home, nail my foot to the wood...

When punishing don't give the bat to her, soon the punisher becomes the receiver. She is a bad bad gal

If you see same movie twice doesn't mean it is part two.....dumb friends

not sure what to say...say anything

Leave the house wearing the same pair of jeans I wore the day before...
... get to the cafe sit down and realize one of my socks.... somehow ended up inside of my jeans.... here I was thinking these jeans are doing wonders for my package...
Just can't catch a break..lmao

So how did that not help you? Must have looked impressive ... provided the sock was in the right place of course ...

Catch a break and spend it on travelling..no way