Topic: What is your most cringe induced teenage confession
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kriszo101

Wed 05/04/16 05:05 AM

Easy on that advice OP...you STILL haven't made a confession laugh

In Africa there lots and lots of mosquitoes, so it was mandatory that we spray our rooms with insecticide before going to bed.
One Saturday, I and my friends went and played all day. I came back home in the evening and went straight to bed without eating my dinner. When the time for spraying the insecticide came, my elder sister came and asked me to leave the room for her to spray the insecticide. I refused and asked her to spray the room along with me. She tried to move me out but I held my ground and she left. After a while she busted into the room shouting Fire! Fire!!
I jumped out of bed and through the window I jumped into the compound, then ran out of the building. As I was running, I heard laughter and turned, it was my sisters and near bye neighbors laughing including a neighbor's girl I was interested in.
Man, I wished the ground would open up and hide me
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kriszo101

Wed 05/04/16 12:10 PM

Edited by kriszo101 on Wed 05/04/16 12:15 PM
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Annierooroo

Wed 05/04/16 12:25 PM






I had sex with a girl in church when I was a teenager.... told her it was a Protestant church and we were Catholic.. and because of that it doesn't count. she brought it....I knew it was wrong.. but...well, ya know.. 16 is a tough year... you don't think much.


Dude that's bad!
I wouldn't hold a guys hand in church.

Your right we don't think much in the moment

Let's be honest you wouldn't be the only one.



I know.. I know.. bad stuff. it was after a Peter Frampton Concert at Madison Square Garden. statues all around. St. whoever looking down at me. I saw her at a party 25 years later, me with my wife and family.. her with hers.. awkward.. but what are you going to do.. we were kids... hormones running wild.


There is nothing you can do
What's done is done.
As teenagers we all do things we are not proud. That's part of growing up.

What I'm curious to know what was you first thought when you saw a church?
Lol




I was walking her home, it way around 1am and she said " I wish there was somewhere we could go" The church was 1 block away.. and I l knew the side door could be popped open because us neighborhood boys used to go in there all the time and light the candles and stuff like that.

So, that's when I sprung the " we're catholic so it doesn't count line on her.

She brought it and.. that was that.

Of course I left this little tidbit out of confessional next week.. didn't think the standard " 3 our fathers & 2 hail Mary's was going to get me off the hook.. so I left it out.

After all.. how can you confess this to a priest?


I guess she didn't get the memo
Stay away from Catholic boys they do things you are forbidden to do
:laughing:

We all do stupid things
Think yourself lucky they didn't have cameras or cellphones.
Lol then you would have been in hot water.
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joethebricky

Wed 05/04/16 01:02 PM


Teen years are - ugh. I look back at my own with such embarrassment and disgust. I thought I knew everything…about everything. I thought I knew more about love than my parents. I thought I knew more about life than every teacher, mentor, coach, or authority figure that crossed my path. In reality, I knew nothing. Nothing beyond the intensity of my adolescent emotions.


Op, those aren't cringe worthy confessions....here, let me tell ya one ( there are MANY, but one should suffice)

Does anyone remember Sear's catalogs? If you're not from the US, Sears is (was) a huge department store chain that would send out seasonal catalogs in the mail. They had a little of everything... clothes, outdoor stuff, sports stuff, furniture, tools, etc....back in the day, that WAS "internet shopping".
They also had a lingerie section....a section I'm sure many Americans males here...of the right age of course.....perused when they were horny, hormone filled teens, whether they admit it or not....most are scared of " how they would look" to others..me, not so much
So...as a hormone enraged 14 y/o male with (it seemed) a constant erection as hard as Chinese arithmetic..... I perused the lingerie section quite often....and, on one dreadful day....I was caught....by my Mom! Let's just say....to keep it PG, I was "getting to know myself".
She did the right...and the wrong...thing. Rightly, she said " oops" and shut the door....wrongly, she told my dad.. who, in turn, told EVERYBODY!
I have been the brunt of every Sears catalog joke possible ever since. To this day, I can visit a random family member and be occasionally greeted with a "Honey, hide the catalogs, Rich is here!" followed by hearty chuckling.

See OP....that's cringe worthy because its specific.
So yes, as a teen, I thought I knew everything too....like how to lock a door...but I didn't... and it still haunts me laugh

laugh


I had something similar happen to me although I wasn't caught with my pants down laugh


So one day my mother found a naughty magazine in my bedroom, but seriously it wasn't mine, but my father went crazy at me. I swore I had never saw it before, which was true but my parents didn't believe me.
I was about 16 I think so my brother must have been 13, so I was sure it couldn't be his.
But how did it get into my bedroom, I had no idea and I did wonder if it was fathers, and if he'd hid it in my room.

So years later there was a crowd of us in some bar and my brother was there.
We were talking about embarrasing situations and I told them the story of this magazine and how it somehow mysteriously was found in my room.

Just then my brother looked at me with a big smile.

It turned out that it was his after all, but he was too embarrased to admit it to my parents so he let me take the wrap for it laugh

I've forgiven him since but he owes me one ohwell
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RebelArcher

Wed 05/04/16 02:53 PM



Teen years are - ugh. I look back at my own with such embarrassment and disgust. I thought I knew everything…about everything. I thought I knew more about love than my parents. I thought I knew more about life than every teacher, mentor, coach, or authority figure that crossed my path. In reality, I knew nothing. Nothing beyond the intensity of my adolescent emotions.


Op, those aren't cringe worthy confessions....here, let me tell ya one ( there are MANY, but one should suffice)

Does anyone remember Sear's catalogs? If you're not from the US, Sears is (was) a huge department store chain that would send out seasonal catalogs in the mail. They had a little of everything... clothes, outdoor stuff, sports stuff, furniture, tools, etc....back in the day, that WAS "internet shopping".
They also had a lingerie section....a section I'm sure many Americans males here...of the right age of course.....perused when they were horny, hormone filled teens, whether they admit it or not....most are scared of " how they would look" to others..me, not so much
So...as a hormone enraged 14 y/o male with (it seemed) a constant erection as hard as Chinese arithmetic..... I perused the lingerie section quite often....and, on one dreadful day....I was caught....by my Mom! Let's just say....to keep it PG, I was "getting to know myself".
She did the right...and the wrong...thing. Rightly, she said " oops" and shut the door....wrongly, she told my dad.. who, in turn, told EVERYBODY!
I have been the brunt of every Sears catalog joke possible ever since. To this day, I can visit a random family member and be occasionally greeted with a "Honey, hide the catalogs, Rich is here!" followed by hearty chuckling.

See OP....that's cringe worthy because its specific.
So yes, as a teen, I thought I knew everything too....like how to lock a door...but I didn't... and it still haunts me laugh

laugh


I had something similar happen to me although I wasn't caught with my pants down laugh


So one day my mother found a naughty magazine in my bedroom, but seriously it wasn't mine, but my father went crazy at me. I swore I had never saw it before, which was true but my parents didn't believe me.
I was about 16 I think so my brother must have been 13, so I was sure it couldn't be his.
But how did it get into my bedroom, I had no idea and I did wonder if it was fathers, and if he'd hid it in my room.

So years later there was a crowd of us in some bar and my brother was there.
We were talking about embarrasing situations and I told them the story of this magazine and how it somehow mysteriously was found in my room.

Just then my brother looked at me with a big smile.

It turned out that it was his after all, but he was too embarrased to admit it to my parents so he let me take the wrap for it laugh

I've forgiven him since but he owes me one ohwell
Done time for a crime you didn't commit laugh
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kriszo101

Wed 05/04/16 03:08 PM




Teen years are - ugh. I look back at my own with such embarrassment and disgust. I thought I knew everything…about everything. I thought I knew more about love than my parents. I thought I knew more about life than every teacher, mentor, coach, or authority figure that crossed my path. In reality, I knew nothing. Nothing beyond the intensity of my adolescent emotions.


Op, those aren't cringe worthy confessions....here, let me tell ya one ( there are MANY, but one should suffice)

Does anyone remember Sear's catalogs? If you're not from the US, Sears is (was) a huge department store chain that would send out seasonal catalogs in the mail. They had a little of everything... clothes, outdoor stuff, sports stuff, furniture, tools, etc....back in the day, that WAS "internet shopping".
They also had a lingerie section....a section I'm sure many Americans males here...of the right age of course.....perused when they were horny, hormone filled teens, whether they admit it or not....most are scared of " how they would look" to others..me, not so much
So...as a hormone enraged 14 y/o male with (it seemed) a constant erection as hard as Chinese arithmetic..... I perused the lingerie section quite often....and, on one dreadful day....I was caught....by my Mom! Let's just say....to keep it PG, I was "getting to know myself".
She did the right...and the wrong...thing. Rightly, she said " oops" and shut the door....wrongly, she told my dad.. who, in turn, told EVERYBODY!
I have been the brunt of every Sears catalog joke possible ever since. To this day, I can visit a random family member and be occasionally greeted with a "Honey, hide the catalogs, Rich is here!" followed by hearty chuckling.

See OP....that's cringe worthy because its specific.
So yes, as a teen, I thought I knew everything too....like how to lock a door...but I didn't... and it still haunts me laugh

laugh


I had something similar happen to me although I wasn't caught with my pants down laugh


So one day my mother found a naughty magazine in my bedroom, but seriously it wasn't mine, but my father went crazy at me. I swore I had never saw it before, which was true but my parents didn't believe me.
I was about 16 I think so my brother must have been 13, so I was sure it couldn't be his.
But how did it get into my bedroom, I had no idea and I did wonder if it was fathers, and if he'd hid it in my room.

So years later there was a crowd of us in some bar and my brother was there.
We were talking about embarrasing situations and I told them the story of this magazine and how it somehow mysteriously was found in my room.

Just then my brother looked at me with a big smile.

It turned out that it was his after all, but he was too embarrased to admit it to my parents so he let me take the wrap for it laugh

I've forgiven him since but he owes me one ohwell
Done time for a crime you didn't commit laugh

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kriszo101

Sun 05/15/16 10:03 AM

Everyone is an awkward cringe machine from the age of say10 to15 years (sometimes later).
What are your most cringe worthy moments from your awkward adolescent years?
For both the entertainment and education of us all in this Chatroom
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kriszo101

Sun 05/15/16 10:30 AM

This is a cringe I stumbled upon and would like to re-share it

The Blair Witch Project
"A gang of us wanted to see what the fuss was
about, and we decided on a cinema trip to flirt,
talk over the film, and get on everyone in the
audience's nerves.
"The only fly in the ointment were our ages.
Most of us were thirteen. The film was rated a
15. Most of our gang already flaunted these
rule, but not me. I looked about nine.
"Still, I was resourceful.
"When the day came, I stuffed my bra with
cotton wool pads and inexpertly applied a
lipstick I got free with J17 or something. I
looked like a low-rent Dolly Parton.
"We got to the counter. I hovered, adjusting my
padding and watched all my friends in front
successfully get tickets and wait by the
entrance to the screens.
"My turn. 'One ticket for The Blair Witch
please!'
"Without even pausing or asking my age, the
girl on the counter simply said, 'no'.
"Outraged, humiliated, I gasped, 'why?'
"Eyeing my wonky cleavage and bad lipstick,
she answered, 'I would have thought that was
obvious.'
"And with that, she turned away to serve the
next customer."