Everybody has to kiss Azz. So, who's Azz are you kissing? Women whom are flexible enough to kiss their own Azz please message me. I'm interested in you. Prostitutes need not reply. Sluts are okay though.

This thread is going to need popcorn.

scoot over my friend... This could be good...

Ummm I do have to chime in
I haven't kissed azz for years...
Might be a novel experience.

And Lysol and ChapStick....

In what terms do you mean

1 greasing to someone because you want something?
I personally don't do that. I am to straight up for that and just get my own without the kissing arse way.

2 actually kissing their arse?
You have to be kidding me!
Yuck why would you want to risk someone farting in your face?
Noooo wayyyyy.


Move over you two I want to watch this too.

I dunno why, but that made me think of beef jerky. Dammit, now I want beef jerky, grmble ...

Also wondering who the person in the picture is ... no way is that a 45 yr old man ...

Okay...

Well.. It has been years, since I kissed real a@s. Hhhaaa..
*Shout out to the sperm donor, they are magnificent off shoots*

But, the most recent, would be this week with a relative, I put up with more than I normally would, because I was concerned about another relative.

It just not in my action vocabulary. Divorced, Taking care of Dad, good Career. Good friends. Boss that likes me because I argue with him. Yup no need for that tihs!

Step into a Slimjim!!!!!!!
(a catch phrase for a commercial here in the States Crystal....for a nitrate filled, meat like snack)

That would be more like
mounds and almond joy .

Don't forget the Jr. Mints!

Here you go:

you know it sista..

just kiss??? she just puts it in my face and all I can do is kiss??? that's a terrible tease! can't do just that.... I'm gonna pin em down, smile wickedly, and eat hungrily, and eat hardy damn good at that! yeah that.... that there... I want some of that!

I would only kiss a hot chicks sweet azz right before she feels my manhood penetrating every nerve in her body & driving her crazy

Don't you mein the headboard ¿¿

Hmm. Well, I've never kissed an "AZZ" before.

But I kissed an ADZ once.

Just a typical dumb sort of joke on my part, you know.

In case you don't know, an ADZ is an ancient axe-like tool, commonly used for dressing timbers to use in building a house.

It's an Historians thing.

I've heard that some "azzes" wear hats, or are hats. Are you looking for a hat? I'd personally go with wearing something other than an "azz" on my head, myself. People who I first met, might get confused about my intentions.

is somebody gonna pucker up....hold up I may have some chapstick in my purse