...Beeeeaches! What's wrong with you?
Maybe there is or maybe nothing's wrong with you. It is better for an individual to question oneself about the things you do, for realization or enlightenment only comes when you admit your mistakes and accept that people are not perfect that we all have flaws and imperfections.
I have this subtle self righteous thing. I know better than you. Why don't you see the obvious?
We are not in this world to compete or judge people of who's better and who's not. Just be yourself and be open to the the world, acknowledging one's individuality without prejudices.
I am horrible about sustained correspondence. (Who doesn't love THAT?)
Be more open about yourself and let people get to know you by letting down your barriers. Sometimes being over cautious makes your self distant to the real world. Maybe having prejudices blocks your way to really know someone. Give yourself and others the chance to know the real you by opening up yourself to strangers.
I constantly deflect direct questions with lame sarcasm.
Stay true to yourself and to everyone, be honest. Evading questions about you would look like you are hiding something or you don't want people to come closer and get to know you. Is it fear of commitment or fear of getting emotionally attached to someone? Don't try to over analyze things or people. Open your heart and mind to what they have to say and acknowledge with positivity.
I admit it. WTF is wrong with YOU?
Nothing is wrong with you....you are perfectly normal just trying to become more human. We all have emotions, we're only human born to make mistakes. But we have all the time to admit our wrong doings and work it out to become a better person