Im looking a man who treat me like a princess on this Christmas, A man who make me laugh until i'm physically in pain.

Welcome to the asylum known as mingle...

I wish you the best of luck here...

your "what" hurts?


If you lick windows, drive the short bus with a propeller cap on that spins badly, and poop your pants and sit in it while it's still warm, and smile.... then scream directions to people who don't care, in a thick Jersey accent, you just might be on to something...

First of all my heartiest wishes for Christmas to U. Always try to do something special for someone so that he can treat u as a princess. Hope, u will certainly catch the goal.