I think gouging one's eyes with hot pickle forks after being on safari would be a little anti-climactic.
Some say that you never know until you've tried something (but I will try to remember this as the antithesis of such a statement).
Of course, gouging one's eyes out with cold pickle forks might not be so bad..
♯ I never want to be so scared that I don't do what ♯ I believe is right.
♯ I never want to eat sheep's eyes.
♯ I never want to live in a perpetually cold place.
♯ I never want to date a woman who turns out to be a man (once was too much!).