A Cop stops a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He directs the man to blow into a breathalyzer.
Man: “I’m afraid I can’t do that, officer.”
Cop: “What’s the harm?”
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Man: “Because I have asthma. If I blow into that tube, I might have an asthma attack.”
Cop: “All right, we’ll just get a urine sample at the station.”
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Man: “I can’t do that, officer.”
Cop: “What’s the harm?”
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Man: “Because I have diabetes. If I pee in a cup, I might get low blood sugar.”
Cop: “All right, we’ll take a blood sample.”
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Man: “I can’t do that, officer.”
Cop: “What’s the harm?”
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Man: “Because I have hemophilia. I could die if I give blood.”
Cop: “All right, just walk this white line.”
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Man: “I can’t do that, officer.”
Cop: “What’s the harm?”
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Man: “Because I’m drunk.” 🥴
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