(bonus points if you get the reference in the title)

I don't expect much from here, but here I go.

I'm not going to duplicate anything on my profile, so check it.

I'm an older male with no car (that will help stop you from wasting your time if that's a dealbreaker).
That being said, age difference isn't necessarily a deal-breaker, but I prefer less than 10 years different from mine--but frankly, I can't imagine any younger woman having an interest--if you're a gold-digger, wrong target :D

Besides, I'm here for friendship; who's to say what happens after. If there's a chemistry, I'll go with it.

PS. If you haven't filled out your profile, I'm more likely to skip/ignore you.

Well, so far everyone who's messaged me is either a bot, or doesn't read the profile and just keeps asking questions that are provided by my profile.

will probably be leaving the site (again) soon.