Topic: Roast my profile
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Bilbo

Sat 05/11/24 11:37 PM

Decrib 55 year old seeking supermodel for washing up, and other house hold duties, must have a degree in not spending money. Willing to take out to best restaurants , KFC, McDonalds etc. My main interests are writing humorous profiles on dating sites. Any applications must have proof of age and not 20 year old photographs. I have been told I look like Brad Pitt by numerous blind people.
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Sat 05/11/24 11:41 PM

Good Luck with that..
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Farid

Sat 05/11/24 11:49 PM

@"Bilbo",

How about trying to find an NHS nurse to have a date with?
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Bilbo

Sun 05/12/24 12:15 AM


Good Luck with that..
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Bilbo

Sun 05/12/24 12:16 AM

Robin love the 20 year old photos lol
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motowndowntown

Sun 05/12/24 09:43 AM

Tried to "roast" it with some asparagus sprouts and olive oil, but for got to turn the broiler on.
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StormMessages

Sun 05/12/24 09:54 AM


Decrib 55 year old seeking supermodel for washing up, and other house hold duties, must have a degree in not spending money. Willing to take out to best restaurants , KFC, McDonalds etc. My main interests are writing humorous profiles on dating sites. Any applications must have proof of age and not 20 year old photographs. I have been told I look like Brad Pitt by numerous blind people.



Cute profile writeup.

Best wishes.
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Blondey111

Sun 05/12/24 01:37 PM

Humour is a great ice breaker pommy boy .. your profile bio is atleast worthy of a grin . Suggest you put up more than one photo including eye candy full body shot .. and another that clearly shows your teeth /smile . maybe also a foot pic .. hobbits are famous for hairy feet lol . No wrinkles at 55 .. welldone Bilbo !!! Perhaps offer to share your secrets .. or Botox … with any supermodels that apply . waving: best of British lol
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Farid

Sun 05/12/24 09:31 PM


Suggest you put up more than one photo including eye candy full body shot .. and another that clearly shows your teeth /smile .

I don't think he will, if he can't find one or two that are also 20 years old.
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Blondey111

Mon 05/13/24 02:17 PM



Suggest you put up more than one photo including eye candy full body shot .. and another that clearly shows your teeth /smile .

I don't think he will, if he can't find one or two that are also 20 years old.
he does have a youthful appearance Farid .. maybe he is blessed with good genes bigsmile waving
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Jaan Doh

Mon 05/13/24 05:04 PM




Suggest you put up more than one photo including eye candy full body shot .. and another that clearly shows your teeth /smile .

I don't think he will, if he can't find one or two that are also 20 years old.
he does have a youthful appearance Farid .. maybe he is blessed with good genes bigsmile waving



I wish I was blessed with a genie 🧞 too :joy:
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Tue 05/14/24 03:00 AM

I wish I was blessed with a genie 🧞 too :joy:

I'm rubbing and washing few jars in wash basin, I know no genie🧞 in going to bless me to... After vessel wash going for cleansing the house floors🧹🪠🪣
Someday hardwork will get rated, awaited for the blessing on right time.
🧞‍♂️🧜‍♀️.... zing zing zingat :star2:
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Farid

Tue 05/14/24 12:53 PM




Suggest you put up more than one photo including eye candy full body shot .. and another that clearly shows your teeth /smile .

I don't think he will, if he can't find one or two that are also 20 years old.
he does have a youthful appearance Farid .. maybe he is blessed with good genes bigsmile waving

"Blondey111",

My inference; which of course can be wrong, is based on his saying:
“My main interests are writing humorous profiles on dating sites.” and “Any applications must have proof of age and not 20 year old photographs.”
Thus it's humorous/sarcastic if his own photo is also 20 years old.
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Blondey111

Tue 05/14/24 10:53 PM





Suggest you put up more than one photo including eye candy full body shot .. and another that clearly shows your teeth /smile .

I don't think he will, if he can't find one or two that are also 20 years old.
he does have a youthful appearance Farid .. maybe he is blessed with good genes bigsmile waving

"Blondey111",

My inference; which of course can be wrong, is based on his saying:
“My main interests are writing humorous profiles on dating sites.” and “Any applications must have proof of age and not 20 year old photographs.”
Thus it's humorous/sarcastic if his own photo is also 20 years old.

yes I understood the irony Farid but thanks for explaining waving
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Sam

Thu 05/16/24 08:32 PM

reverse psychology.