Silly, you're not a loser - ya think outside -o- da box ... That's a VERY good thing.

Scotty's on exile ... and will be back soon, so I'm channelin' his thoughts.

I'm such a renegade? I fought over this ... and WON!

Go read, ESP. page 4 of this thread ...

Then, and ONLY then, I got w/ his/the program ...

I'm a rebel w/out a clause ... and refuse to break ... like an ever-wild Apaloosa ...


No-one is reignin' me in - Evah ... sistah

Isn't that a Zappa fan through and through ... hmmm???

Stay WEIRD ... yeah?

Keeps it interesting ... this planet is a long drive ...

Plus, it pees when I hurt too ...

I've done that joke to death all over these forums ...

And, we did it in this thread pg. 1.

Lean back ...

Take it easy, greazy ... ya gotta l----------ong way to slide ...

YOu are a gentlewoman and a scholar.... And I bow to your better knowledge.

any one else gonna say anything?

Hello beauty ... I'll volunteer to be "anyone" ...


Scotty wrote and wants me to give the answer since, well, yanno ...

... Wanna dance?

... Swing out mamma ...

Well, the song title name was/is :

~ Dumb All Over ~


Appripro title, as there was never a guess ... alas and alack ...


Whoever we are
Wherever were from
We shoulda noticed by now
Our behavior is dumb
And if our chances
Expect to improve
Its gonna take a lot more
Than tryin to remove
The other race
Or the other whatever
From the face
Of the planet altogether

They call it the earth
Which is a dumb kinda name
But they named it right
cause we behave the same...
We are dumb all over
Dumb all over,
Yes we are
Dumb all over,
Near n far
Dumb all over,
Black n white
People, we is not wrapped tight

Nurds on the left
Nurds on the right
Religous fanatics
On the air every night
Sayin the bible
Tells the story
Makes the details
Sound real gory
bout what to do
If the geeks over there
Dont believe in the book
We got over here

You cant run a race
Without no feet
n pretty soon
There wont be no street
For dummies to jog on
Or doggies to dog on
Religous fanatics
Can make it be all gone
(I mean it wont blow up
n disappear
Itll just look ugly
For a thousand years...)

You cant run a country
By a book of religion
Not by a heap
Or a lump or a smidgeon
Of foolish rules
Of ancient date
Designed to make
You all feel great
While you fold, spindle
And mutilate
Those unbelievers
From a neighboring state

To arms! to arms!
Hooray! thats great
Two legs aint bad
Unless theres a crate
They ship the parts
To mama in
For souvenirs: two ears (get down!)
Not his, not hers, (but what the hey? )
The good book says:
(it gotta be that way!)
But their book says:
Revenge the crusades...
With whips n chains
n hand grenades...
Two arms? two arms?
Have another and another
Our God says:
There aint no other!
Our God says
Its all okay!
Our God says
This is the way!

It says in the book:
Burn n destroy...
n repent, n redeem
n revenge, n deploy
n rumble thee forth
To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side
cause they dont go for whats in the book
n that makes em bad
So verily we must choppeth them up
And stompeth them down
Or rent a nice french bomb
To poof them out of existance
While leaving their real estate just where we need it
To use again
For temples in which to praise our god
(cause he can really take care of business!)

And when his humble tv servant
With humble white hair
And humble glasses
And a nice brown suit
And maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls
Tells us our God says
Its okay to do this stuff
Then we gotta do it,
cause if we dont do it,
We aint gwine up to hebbin!
(depending on which book youre using at the
Time...cant use theirs... it dont work
...its all lies...gotta use mine...)
Aint that right?
Thats what they say
Every night...
Every day...
Hey, we cant really be dumb
If were just following gods orders
Hey, lets get serious...
God knows what hes doin
He wrote this book here
An the book says:
He made us all to be just like him,
So...
If were dumb...
Then God is dumb...
(an maybe even a little ugly on the side)

Scotty is back in a week or two ...

Here's the lines he sent, for the new song title to guess:


Bump,bumbinump ...

Well, bump, bumbinump.. .

It was the blackest night...

There was no moon in site ...

You know the stars ain't shining cause the skies...



(As copied fron Scotty's script)





GL! Over to you, Bob ...

it's not happening here my friend
I'm telling you my dear
that it's naaaaat
happening here

why does it hurt when i pee?


im back baby!!!

Hey Scotty, babe ...

Welcome back to the jungle ... we got fun and games ...

hi babe, um lets start with a cool one

it wasnt very large,
there was just enough room to cram the drums in the corner over by the dodge......it had a mashed up door

*Bumpity~Bump~Bump*

Woah ... Scotty ... hey, know ya see this as we are emailin' right now ...

Can't believe I missed this Duh~wing:

Joe's Garage ... Oh, yeah ...

*Bumpity~Bump~Bump* ...

OK, c'mon ya Zappa fans out there ... this is an easy one ...

I know it ... and so do you ...

Dunnah be shy ...

Shout out, now ... or ...



Scotty is back in a week or two ...

Here's the lines he sent, for the new song title to guess:


Bump,bumbinump ...

Well, bump, bumbinump.. .

It was the blackest night...

There was no moon in site ...

You know the stars ain't shining cause the skies...



(As copied fron Scotty's script)


GL! Over to you, Bob ...

ca-tho-lick gurls.....with the little white mustash

fu ck there was a song i liked it was weird. but ok

are you following me?

omg.......what happened.......i was in a coma and you guys blew it......dancere my love? where are u.....u got tatood love boys showing up and cant even pick up a song.......i got more than them........let me bring one up....we could jam in joes garage..we didnt have no dope or lsd..

My favorite Zappa song

TITTIES & BEER

thank u baby (rara) ok now lets get it back together
people!!!!dont you be terro-fied
this is the token of my extreme
dont you never try to look behind my eyes
its just alot of nothin,so what can it mean?

" Tush, Tush, Tush ... A Token Of My Extreme ... "

Hey Scotty, Babay ...

Don't bet Tarot~fied ...

This won't hurt ...

Much ... ...

YEA!!! ...Da Scott~Man is back in black ( ... and town)... ...