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Ruth34611

Sat 09/19/09 07:00 PM

I'm sorry I forgot about Heathens! slaphead

Shame on me. I actually have a very good friend who is a Heathen. Is Asatru the same as a Heathen?

PaganRaven

Sun 09/20/09 05:36 AM

Yeah, in the UK it's generally called Heathenry but in the States it's Asatru. Same horse, different jockey flowerforyou

Ruth34611

Sun 09/20/09 07:07 AM

Good to know! :thumbsup:

Welcome to Mingle. flowerforyou

3. Tree Hugging Nature Sprite:

Most prized possession: one of Judi Barry's old tree spikes. Simultaneously believes in universal love for humanity and returning the planet to a pristine, uncorrupted state. Apt to remove clothes and fondle the shrubbery at a moment's notice. Can discuss compost in great detail.

Distinguishing Signs:
No meat, no fragrance, no leather, no plastic, no smoke, no drugs, no eco-exploitive products, no animal tested cosmetics, no TV, no car, but very tolerant.

6. Sexy Pagan Nymph:

Oh, they're so nice! All that warm, round, sex-positive flesh -- and you can actually carry on a conversation with them between orgasms... pant, drool...

Distinguishing Signs:
Cute. Horny. Displays prominent cleavage. Will recite love poetry to you under a full moon. Likes to do it outdoors. Often destitute. All too few of them.

I'd say I'm a combination of these two -- probably a little of everything though! smitten

I’m a perfumed, meatless, horny, big screen TV owning, starving student, Mustang owning, volunteering, harvest nymph, Victory Secret’s loving Wiccan! :laughing:

BUT, don't label me! :heart:

Edited by MelodyGirl on Tue 11/03/09 01:42 PM

EquusDancer

Wed 11/04/09 12:49 AM

There's no Heathens in that list! Where are all the (other) axe-wielding, rune-carving, mead-drinking Heathens? drinker

No Shamanic practitioners either.

The descriptions are funny, though!

Cirreh

Tue 01/12/10 09:03 AM

There's no Heathens in that list! Where are all the (other) axe-wielding, rune-carving, mead-drinking Heathens? drinker

Yes!!!! That is so totally me!! Though I fit closer into CR (Celtic Reconstructionism) than anything else, I consider it being an old-time heathen.

Edited by Cirreh on Tue 01/12/10 09:04 AM

bedlum1

Tue 01/12/10 09:36 AM

i like the "earth muppet" name...
someone called me that once and i laughed my *** off.....why yes, yes i am an EARTH MUPPET...a tree huggin,granola eatin,candle burning,solstice observing,peace loving, animal friendly,angelic scrit writting,openminded EARTH MUPPET
flowerforyou

Roweanne

Wed 01/13/10 01:50 PM

I guess that I'm a little bit of most of them except the sales one. And I think that hunter-gatherer is a most natural lifestyle. But I really could never forget the meat-eating hunter part. And this far north, naked is not an option in the winter time, so animal hides are a good thing for hunter-gatherers. :tongue:

And I tend to be a Goddess-worshiper, in all her myriad forms.

Edited by Roweanne on Wed 01/13/10 01:51 PM

bedlum1

Wed 01/13/10 03:34 PM

And I tend to be a Goddess-worshiper, in all her myriad forms.

i love me a good steak!!mmm
and im up north to...neckedness is good during the summers or if your in a outdoors hot tub in the winter...get real hot..roll in the snow...AWSOME FEELING...LOL

Roweanne

Thu 01/14/10 12:05 PM

I've heard that hot-tubbing in the winter is a great feeling, but I've never tried it.

Ruth34611

Thu 01/14/10 12:29 PM

I've heard that hot-tubbing in the winter is a great feeling, but I've never tried it.

It is! Have you been to any Hot Springs? I remember going as a kid to these natural hot tubs. I can't remember if that was in Montana or here in California though. I'll have to google it.

Malani

Mon 01/18/10 09:24 AM

I'm a little of each. Mostly closet workplace Heathen. Ok being Heathen I'm not completely in any closet LOL laugh

Ruth34611

Mon 01/18/10 09:37 AM

I'm a little of each. Mostly closet workplace Heathen. Ok being Heathen I'm not completely in any closet LOL laugh

One of my dearest friends is Heathen. They are awesome folks! Welcome to Mingle. flowerforyou

Roweanne

Wed 01/20/10 05:32 PM

I've heard that hot-tubbing in the winter is a great feeling, but I've never tried it.

It is! Have you been to any Hot Springs? I remember going as a kid to these natural hot tubs. I can't remember if that was in Montana or here in California though. I'll have to google it.

No, I've never been to any hot springs, either. Sounds like fun, though.

rday

Sat 01/23/10 07:27 PM

I think I'm a 6 and 11.

Ruth34611

Mon 01/25/10 06:02 AM

Welcome to the new members! flowerforyou

heathenwarrior

Tue 04/13/10 12:32 AM

RIGHT HERE BROTHER HAIL AND SKOL!!!! drinker

darkowl1

Tue 04/13/10 03:28 AM

i guess i'm just wicked. pure wicked. i love terrorizing and tearing bullies limb from limb, if i can get ahold of them, other than that, i love philosophy, and riding my V-twins, eating natural foods, and helping others that need a hand.