Didn't he sing wildwood weed??? Sorry I only have dialup can't do youtube.... I think it was anyways....
Yep. That was Jim Stafford.
I could not remember who sang that song. Thank you....
Didn't he sing wildwood weed??? Sorry I only have dialup can't do youtube.... I think it was anyways....
Yep. That was Jim Stafford.
I could not remember who sang that song. Thank you....
and Spiders and Snakes, remember that one? And, My Girl Bill
We're havin' a redneck christmas
With traditional possum stew (yee-haw)
We're havin' a redneck christmas
Hope Santa brings a little rabbit too (yum yum)
Got Paw new chaw redman
Maw a brand new spit cup (phtoeey)
And I got my wife a brand new set
Of re-treads for my pickup truck
(Ain't he the sweetest thang)
Oh we ain't nevr seen ther raindeer,
But we painted the bulls nose red (moo)
Put runners under the outhouse
And we're usin' it fer a sled
(Darn fool idiots what're doin?
Sorry didn't know you was in there grandpaw,
Merry Christmas now ya hear?
Well, I got yer merry christmas right here ,
Come back with thet catalog)
We're havin' a redneck christmas
TP'd the whole front yard,
Put big red bows on the hound dogs
Turned the lights on all the cars (howls)
I love a redneck christmas
It's a simple kinda life
You buy one gift and that takes care
Of yer cousin and yer wife
I went downtown to see Santy Claus,
Gave a dollar to one of them legs
(Here you go shorty)
So Santa'd bring a man for daughter,
After all she's near bout' twelve
(Poor thing she'll be a spinster soon)
We're havin' a redneck christmas
Hung our stockings on the stove,
On the stove (sizzle)
Hope Santa brings us big stuff
'Cause the little stuff falls thru the toes, falls thru the toes
We's havin' a redneck christmas
With homemade moonshine eggnog (glug glug)
I took a little swig
Thought it needed more kick
Throwed in a little toe de frog
(burp, hic, ribbit, hic, ribbit)
From the badlands came the killer, he lived by his knife and the gun.
He'd cut you just for standing, and shoot you if you tried to run.
He was as big as a tree, and did what he pleased, and everything he did was bad.
They said if you was to kill him, it'd only make him mad.
From the goodlands came the cowgirl, Patti was her name.
She was hot on the trail of that killer on a moped she called Flame.
Cause the killer had killed her daddy just for spittin' in the road,
And you only had to kill her daddy once to get that girl p.o.'d.
Yippee-i-ay - Cow Patti!
Yippee-i-ay - Cow Patti!
She rode into town to find the man that killed her daddy!
Yippee-i-ay - Cow Patti!
The killer hit town at daybreak, ate the door off the local saloon.
He started to drinkin' and you could tell he was thinkin'
There'd be a showdown soon.
Patti hit town in a cloud of dust, old Flame was buzzin' like a saw.
And the whole town got quiet as a church when the killer stepped out for the draw.
Forty shots rang out. Forty people fell.
Patti and the killer missed each other but they shot the town to hell!
The killer took a step toward Patti, said, "It's time I gunned you down"!
But he slipped in something that was laying in the street
And was shot before he hit the ground.
Yes, the killer slipped and it cost him his life
And Patti said as she raced out of town:
"You got to watch your step, when you know the chips are down."
Yippee-i-ay - Cow Patti!
Yippee-i-ay - Cow Patti!
She rode into town to find the man that killed her daddy!
Yippee-i-ay - Cow Patti!
anything by flight of the conchords ...
BUSINESS TIME!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j94V5u53bLA
its business... its business time! you know when i'm down to my socks its time for business! :P omg fantastic
Lonely Island!! Jizz In My Pants!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
and the hilarious response by MzTaken Puked in my Mouth!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJsQcnB6GC0
and finally...
Leslie & the Lys!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8WoyPEVRFo
