Topic: Just curious...
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wux

Mon 01/04/10 10:13 PM


when i was much younger, i went into one of those recording booths with a friend of mine and we belted out 'hardon tonight' to the eagles 'heartache tonight' not realizing it was being broadcast through the restaurant's waiting lounge and mall - until we came out and saw her boyfriend's red face. laugh




That's easily the best story on the entire site. Ever.
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Ladylid2012

Mon 01/04/10 10:15 PM

Torn between two lovers, feeling like a whore.....
blowin both of you is making my mouth sore :angel:
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wux

Tue 01/05/10 01:22 AM


Torn between two lovers, feeling like a whore.....
blowin both of you is making my mouth sore :angel:


HA, HA, HA!!!
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MiVidaLoca

Wed 01/06/10 10:20 AM

I bin everywhere man, I bin everywhere man ,though her pubic hair man, I bin everywhere......
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Ladylid2012

Wed 01/06/10 11:32 AM

Rock Me Amadeus, Amadeus - Eat Me I'm a doughnut, I'm a doughnut
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pong_sicxs

Wed 01/06/10 01:34 PM

I used to work in a grocery store and Christina Aguilera's Genie in a bottle will come up and I'll just sing it out in the backroom like this:

Chorus -
If you want to sleep with me,
I can make your dream come true.
I'm a hooker in the corner.
You gotta fuhk me the right way.

I'm a hooker in the corner baby.
cum
cum
cum on my face.