O.K., see, it's, like, 9 O'clock on a Saturday, right? ...and the regular crowd,...well, they're shufflin' in...you see? 
...and there's this old man, right? He's sittin' next to me, O.K.?...best I can describe it, he's really diggin' that tonic and gin, man!
...cuz he's practically, lile, makin' love to it, man...
...but, dig, he's not stickin' his peen in it or anything, see? ...It's, like, ...a metaphor, dig?
So this old guy says to me..." Son, can you play me a memory...", right? Like, he's not really sure how it goes, see? ...but he said "it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete when he wore a younger man's clothes", O.K.?
...but I'm thinkin' "Dude...out of the MILLIONS of songs ya' want me to quess"?! But I don't say this. Instead I say "La la la...diddy la...."
...but I'm thinkin' "Dude...out of the MILLIONS of songs ya' want me to quess"?! But I don't say this. Instead I say "La la la...diddy la...."
Ya got a lady in your pic.Congrats
...but I'm thinkin' "Dude...out of the MILLIONS of songs ya' want me to quess"?! But I don't say this. Instead I say "La la la...diddy la...."
Ya got a lady in your pic.Congrats
I assume ya'll know the chorus, right? Help me out here!
Holly! Help me out here!!! You know the chorus, right? C'mon...Mingle chorus.... It's Tuesday dammit!
That'll work for now.
John...he's a funny guy, right? He's real quick with a joke, and he'll light up yr smoke
, but I know better. John isn't happy. I know cuz' he told me. Guess what he told me?
He said "I believe I could be a movie star", right? But if only he could get outta' that place.
, see...cuz' EVERY bartender in New York wants to be a movie star, dig!?
O.K., this cat named Paul...claims he's a real-estate novelist. I'm thinkin' "What the hell is a real-estate novelist?" Does he write novels about real-estate? Does he sell real-estate AND write novels? I'm confused, man.
...well anyway, he never had time for a wife, dig? Cuz' real-estate novelists are too busy I guess...
..and I don't really care what ya' think, O.K.? Cuz' I'm seein' this song through to the bitter end, man.
Well, Paul, he's talkin' with Davey who's still in the Navy (we call him Navy Davey)...and he'll probably be there for life, man.
