O.K. I'm breaking from tradition here. I'm just gonna simply copy the verses cuz' pete was speeding on Purple Hearts or sumthin' when he wrote this. That...and the fact that it's kinda obscure makes narrating this almost impossible, dig?

So...this is the first verse...

I told you why I changed my mind
I got bored by playing with time
I know you thought you had me nailed
But I've freed my hand from your garden rails

I need a beer!

copy and paste??? what the??? i can't see those stinkin words from these seats!!!

Well...C'mon! Cut me a break! Do you even KNOW this song anyway? If I was doin' Pinball Wizard or somethin' I'd be narrating the hell outta' it, see?

Well...C'mon! Cut me a break! Do you even KNOW this song anyway? If I was doin' Pinball Wizard or somethin' I'd be narrating the hell outta' it, see?

see, it's echo'ing in here cuz everyone's leaving

O.K. I quit!

Any requests or sumthin'?

darling nikki??

Nice...NICE!!!!! O.K. Let me get in Prince mode and chit, O.K.?

He either needs more scotch or less... never sure about these things

Kat pull him out that hookah... put on No Woman No Cry and everything's gonna be alright...

O.K. I'm sure everybody here is familiar with this infamous song from Prince's "Purple Rain" album, no? Uptight Tipper Gore heard her daughter listening to this and went TOTALLY ballistic, right? Formed The PMRC (Parents Music Resource Center) and basically tried to destroy the First Amendment in the process with her up-tight, conservative a$$, dig? Congressional hearings...all that....

joo got it baby! and do you know this darling nikki song ted's?

I heard a Foo Fighters cover of this song recently. It was amusing...but no where near as cool as Prince's version.....

Yeah... was in Alaska when that came out... stuck in the barracks with 140 hardheads and a bar 1/4 mile away thru about 15ft of snow... I was so sick of hearing that damn album after 30 days I could just hurl...

But go right ahead and sing...

So, Prince meets some chick named Nikki, right? He describes her as a sex fiend! Coming from Prince...that's, like...high praise, see?

beer for the lady...

...and check THIS out, man! She was sitting in a hotel lobby, dig? She was masturbating with a magazine, right? Now...I never got this see? Was she masturbating WITH the magazine or TO the magazine? He said WITH a magazine...so I hope it was rolled up real tight or something.....

So she says to him "Do ya' wanna' waste some time or somthing", right? and he couldn't resist, see? Cuz' he was watchin' little Nikki grind, see? (this is getting me hard....)

Well she took him to her 'castle", see? And he couldn't believe his eyes. Muli-dolla' sex toys everywhere, dig?