My daughter, Emma, will be three on June 10. One day, she wouldn't take a bath so I counted. If she wasn't in the tub by 3, I would spank her. I said, "1..... 2......" then before I could say 3, she said, "3!" I spanked her so hard, I feel guilty.
Reminds me of the story:
In the Faculty of Medicine, the teacher addresses a student and asks:
"How many kidneys do we have?"
"Four!", The student responds.
"Four?" Replies the arrogant teacher of those who feel pleasure in trampling students' mistakes.
"Bring a bundle of grass, because we have an *** in the room," the teacher orders his assistant.
“And for me a coffee!”, The student replied to the teacher's assistant.
The professor got angry and expelled the student from the room. The student was, by the way, the humorist Aparicio Torelly Aporelly (1895-1971), better known as the "Baron de Itararé".
Upon leaving the room, the student still had the audacity to correct the furious teacher:
"You asked me how many kidneys‘ we have. " ‘We have’ four: two of mine and two of his. ‘We have’ is an expression used for the plural. Have a good profit and enjoy the grass. ”
I sincerely suggest you apologize to your 2 year darling now before she grows to become famous. Trust me, she will cry and forgive you.