you are the most nappingest HFM leader ever!!
Come to think of it, you're the only HFM leader ever

Man, I had some crazy dreams!

narrate those...

yeah...!!! lets hear!!

Well...O.K. I have a family of birds that have built a nest under the AC unit in my bedroom window, right? This is true. Been there for weeks now. In my dream I notice that somehow the birds had built a nest in my apt. I also notice that the eggs are hatching. I'm all excited and concerned at the same time, right? How am I gonna' care for em'? Where the hell's the mommy bird, dig? Shall I continue.....

idk, should you??

but, yes, by all means...carry on..

So...the first egg hatches. I expect this helpless little baby bird...instead...out it comes flying immediately outta it's shell. It's tiny...the size of a housefly...but it's a bird. I open my window hoping it'll fly outside.

alas!!! what happens??

the size of a housefly?!?!?

classic vincent price...

Yea. That's all I remember...... That and noticing there were still 2 eggs left in the nest....

a promise of good things perhaps?

Could be.....

could be more flys... ones that won't take to the window!!

Those birds under my window are directly in back of my head, see? EVERY morning they wake me up at the crack of dawn. First it was building the nest. Then it was mating. Then laying the eggs....then they hatch. Now they gotta' be fed....etc.....

you need a cat didn't you have a thread about small fuzzies runnin around too?

Well...I gotta mouse that appears every once in awhile. I kinda' feel bad for him. Man, I LOVE animals but I'm not allowed pets here so..... Some morning I feel like Dr. Doolittle or Uncle Rhemus or something. EVERY dog in this neighborhood freakin' loves me. They sense me comin' from a mile away....

gentle souls do that, see?

i hope the housefly size birds didn't get kev!!!