(The narrator slinks in....looks around......)
"O.k. folks. This is a form of entertainment, dig? And I take requests too! So....let me entertain you! What do ya' wanna' hear today?"

This offer stands all day. I'll be here......

Any requests, people? It's not 9 O'Clock....and it's not a Saturday.....and I don't see any regular crowd shuffling in or anything.........

this thread again lol u mocking a great person lol kidding

he one of my favorite singers have 10 of his cds an saw his storm front tour that was a good concert

sorry mon, my shuffle in was broken.... how about some sir john...rocket man!?!?!?!?

I can do that. Hold on.....(gulps drink....) I gotta' roll a joint. Now just remember in the mean time.....that yellow girls are running backwards, so....until the next time.....the 6 hits of sunshine, the lights will blind you....with blue in haiku.........

haiku? ...did you sneeze? kleenex?

Piano Man does not sneeze. He just has bad sinuses........

How about some "America", Piano Man?

In the key of A????????????

I can do "Horse With No Name".....it's in E minor........

See...my voice sounds sexier that way.........

By all means ....be sexy!

hehehe did he say something i didn't hear it lol

The ONLY thing I have to say about this song is that dude is in the desert, right? He has a horse. They are in the desert, man. He has all the freakin' time in the world, so.....NAME THE FREAKIN' HORSE, man!!!!!!!!

but see the horse didn't need a name.... right?

Well he didn't really have a name, right? But dude sings he was in the desert, see....with this horse with no name, dig? Seems to bother him that this horse has no name, see? And so....I wonder, like....dude? Where did you get this horse anyway?, Right? ....and, Man.....just name this horse, man. Call him Bob....or Jeff or something. ANYTHING!!!!!!

Or "Horse" I had a dog named Puppy
A cat named Mrs. Kitty.
I think I understand...smoke another one!

I once knew a girl who named her dog "duck".......

can u feel the love 2night elton john