well shrx, how's this? About 20 years ago I went to Bogard's in Cincinnati Ohio to see Lesile West (remember Mountain?) Anyway, we get there and pay about $20 a piece to get in and buy a bunch of pitchers (ther WERE 3 of us afterall

). Leslie West strolls out on stage - on time to his credit - says nothing sits down on a stool and starts to roll out Missisippi Queen for an opener - expected but great anyway- he gets about half way through the song an falls down dead drunk on the stage floor. Just heard a thud and some twangin' and that was all she wrote
I do b'lieve we got our $$$ back from Mr West but honestly, twas memorable