Which one of U ladies wanna play an antique (organ")

Me

See??? This proves MY point. At least the guys with the sexual names are being upfront. It's Mikey that you have to worry about

YES!!!!!

Now remember Im a GENTLEMAN Perv!!!

All these 18 19 and 20 year olds around where I live flirting with me all the time makes me want to be a dirty old man

sneaks out of this thread slowly cause i sneaky

At least this excludes dirty, young men like myself.

Dude, she meant dirty like: wants to have sex.
Not, dirty like: Shower day is Teusday.

You are safe from the angry chicks wrath.

See??? Here is another prime example. Krupa is part of his name and he is a big time perv. Lovable, but still a perv

What? I am pure and a completely trustworthy gentleman. I can take out sisters/daughters/Moms/Grandmothers and treat them with class courtesy and respect.

Aint my fault if a woman wants to get hamboned and I drop her off with her hair all messed up, panties trailing out of her pants leg and the bottom completely blowed out.

A gentleman will always aquiesce to a ladies demands.

Shhhhhhhhhhhh

Laughing aint helping.....

If I can pull this off maybe I can get the young chick who posted this thread to go all Soopah Freek on me. (she is actually a little old for my tastes but maybe she will put her hair in pigtails.....)

Work with me people!

LMAO you rock Krupa

I'd like to see some-o-dat (legal) young tang come up in here lookin' like these gals.

That nun looks anorexic....Somebody feed that girl!

I agree, with you, this men should think with their minds and not with their d**ks when selecting their loggin names. Screen names should be revised and reposted.

OK!! From now On Im gonna be known as Flexible Dick!!!

Not actually neccessary. Take a good long look around the forums. The cats and dolls here to actually mingle and making an effort to get to know people and have have people get to know them...don't have those stupid names. Look at their # of posts just below thier names.....the ones with the sex innuendo names have very few posts. They just go through random profiles and hit on alot of people in hopes of getting lucky. They dont post in the forums much because people here look at those names and dont take them seriously (and let em know it too).

Is WHOOMPTHAYITIZ taken?