Hi, my name is Tom, I love cats, I have five, they all have been rescued and saved, that's what I do, save all the cats I can. That's about it....
You
save cats?
I thought that you humans were supposed to be civilized.
Well, now I know why galactic travel agencies don't advertise planet Earth as a tourist destination.
Anyway, my immediate family has a four-footed member named "Rover" who is of the canine species. However, he doesn't know what he is. Every time someone at home mentions the dog, Rover looks at me and asks, "We have a dog?"
The first time that I saw Rover, he was in a cage at a local animal shelter. I asked him, "What are you in for?" He asked me the same question.